I'm defending the views of Senator Cory Bernardi (left), who has convincingly demonstrated the links between gay marriage, polygamy and bestiality.
It is time for all men of good conscience to stand behind Mr. Bernardi, who has shown unusual insight and courage in his spirited defence of heterosexual marriage.
Bernardi is, of course, totally correct - the kind of complete epistemological perfection that comes from the "fight for common sense". In the generous light of this sense, his argument does not need support from others. His argument stands on its own, a lone anchor in an ocean of ménages à trois and puppy love.
Nonetheless, it is worth noting, simply for the public record, that there is an extraordinary amount of empirical evidence on this issue.
Every single country, state, territory and municipality that has legalised gay marriage has moved automatically to polygamy and bestiality. We are, as the Bible makes very clear, fallen souls: crooked timber, which no Enlightenment shibboleths can make straight. And for this reason, whenever and wherever we have the chance to gratify our filthy desires for multiple spouses and horse amours, we do. Only "the rule of law and Judeo-Christian values" can stop us. This is why there are no incidences of polygamy and bestiality in those very Judeo-Christian American states, like Utah, in which gay marriage is illegal.
Forget fashionable latté-left fantasies about equality and love: the data is 100 per cent correct - the kind of verity Tony Abbott rightly called "the gospel truth".(Photo: Wikipedia)