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Saturday, July 9, 2011
Take it like a man (Or: what I learned from Bob Ellis)
Well, for starters, because it's very common. And it's been happening at bars, and in parties, for years. Why stop now?
Also, it's just a bit of fun (for me, anyway). You take yourself way too seriously. What's a few bruises, a broken jaw, some screaming and eyeballing? Boys will be boys.
And who are you, anyway? Some stranger at a nightclub, or on the street. I'm a Young Man of Promise. If you contact the police, you'll be jeopardising my career.
Don't be such a bloody wowser. Take it like a man.
Sound fair now? Then you're in good company.